Broken Presents

The holidays are upon us and you know what that means. Exploding french stadiums and derailed trains. That’s what Christmas,…

The Irony of Why

I can’t think of a good snack for myself. I’m just at a loss for what to eat. It’s funny.…

Fruit Punch Drunk

Some think the universe is made up of tiny strings. Other believe microscopic gravitational loops are its foundation. Chances are,…

Origins of the Universe

First off… Caitlyn Jenner. Lovely story, but enough already. We get it. She was a man. Now she’s a woman.…

Gentle Sarcasm

I like to fancy myself an observer of human behavior. Eh, I just like to fancy myself. Period. End of…

Drugs Are Funny

buckles and zippers woke her from a wonderful dream. she was covered in vegetable broth and lentils and dark, dark…

Killing Sprees

I sometimes fantasize about killing all my coworkers and friends. Nah. I’m just kidding. I don’t do that. Not at…

Holiday Nonsense

Halloween is fast approaching. I’ve never been that into it. Not since I was still young enough to go door…

Phone Fraud Idiots

Every weekday morning a call comes in on my cell phone. Every single morning except Saturdays and Sundays. It always…

Warmer Wars

I dreamt I was working at Target and we had to get ready for the end of the world. People…

Copyright infringement is an interesting phenomenon in present day society. It’s always existed, but never like it does now. I…

Shore Enough

There are a lot of wonderful things about where I live on the Jersey shore. Not the least of which…

Two Cubits of Humor

I visited a local Applebee’s recently while wearing this t-shirt of mine. The girl seating us exclaimed, ‘Wow! You must…