Funny White Flour Shirt

A war has been brewing in your pantry. White chocolate, dark chocolate. The tensions are rising. Brownies, lemon bars, macarons. … More

Sunburn

Life is like a box of dirty t-shirts. It smells like your aunt Frieda, but it tastes like your uncle … More

Baseball Football Shirt

Let’s play ball. Or let’s play pointy ended ellipse. American sports are so random. I mean, why is it called … More

Origins of the Universe

First off… Caitlyn Jenner. Lovely story, but enough already. We get it. She was a man. Now she’s a woman. … More

Two Cubits of Humor

I visited a local Applebee’s recently while wearing this t-shirt of mine. The girl seating us exclaimed, ‘Wow! You must … More