Daddy Drinks Because I Cry Baby Shirt

daddydrinksbecauseicry Some babies are planned for. Your baby, however, was not one of them.

No worries.

Alcohol will make it all better. Or at least dull the soul-crushing burden of 18-21 years of raising the little leach.

If you play your cards right, and drink enough, you’ll be dead before it gets too attached to you.

Cheers!

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