Get This Funny T-Shirt As far as pimpin’ is concerned I’m by no means any expert, but I think it’s safe to say that medium pimpin’ can easily be achieved by even the very whitest of persons. It’s a level of pimpin’ that transcends racial boundaries. One that we as a country can look to for inspiration when trying to reconcile our diversity with our loyalty.
Now, again, I’m not qualified to execute anything beyond a medium level of pimpin, but I think it’s fair to say, that my medium pimpin’ is damn near respectable.
I have nothing but the utmost respect for those who are at a higher level of pimpin and I wish them nothing but excelerated pimpin in the future. Our funny t-shirts however, have been strictly engineered for optimum performance when worn during a medium level of pimpin and we cannot guarantee their suitability for any level of pimpin above that.
If you wish to pimp beyond a medium level in one of our t-shirts you must do so at your own risk. Good luck and godspeed.