Ball shaving is the ultimate act of selflessnes. Abraham Lincoln shaved his balls. Barack Obama… ball shaver too. All the great leaders of history have had hairless nutsacks. That’s h ow wars are won and nations are built.
When I shave my balls I do it so whomever is sucking my balls doesn’t have to suck on my pubic hair. If that isn’t a true act of heroism, I don’t know what is.
I’m putting my scrotum under the razor to make your experience of sucking my scrotum more pleasant. You’re welcome!
You can show your appreciation by taking it up the ass. It’s the least you can do after all I’ve done for you.
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