I’m not entirely sure how one stages a comeback when one has never been ‘there’ to begin with, but I’m going to give it a go anyway. Comebacks are all the rage these days and I don’t want to be left out.
Sure, there was that time in kindergarten when I totally kicked ass during nap time. That was pretty cool. I rocked the shit out of that muther. All the other kids were trying to fall asleep, but they were too hopped up on apple juice. But I totally stuck the landing. Flickr. Twitter. Snapchat. Those are things cool people do now. I do them too. Very casually. Because I’m not too concerned with how popular I am. I’m only just concerned enough to be relevant. Instagram. Facebook. iTunes. Those too. I’m awesome.
My comeback is happening right now! Don’t miss out on your chance to be a part of it. Pinterest. Kindle. Tinder. Take that suckas!