Let’s play ball. Or let’s play pointy ended ellipse. American sports are so random. I mean, why is it called baseball? There’s no algebra or trigonometry involved. And that ball doesn’t have any resemblance to a foot at all. Not even close.
Football. Elbowball. Baseball. Hypoteneusball. I should’ve paid more attention in math class. None of it really makes sense to anyone.
The fact is, it was always about the beer. The fact is, everything, ever, since the beginning of time to the end of it, has always been about the beer!