Funny T-Shirt Mooing Chicken

moochicken There’s a lot of talk in America about speaking English if you’re immigrating here from another country. We’re so caught up in all that drama we sometimes forget about farm animals. The chickens and the cows have their own politics going on. It’s a circus. What with the gobbles, clucks, oinks and moos. Nobody knows what anyone’s talking about. The chickens are all on welfare. The turkey is all on disability. Our borders are wide open and there are feathers everywhere.

Which is why President Trump has proposed a travel ban on all poultry. Poultry is a terror threat to our great nation. Poultry wants Americans to suffer and die. Poultry needs to be stopped before it’s too late. We simply can’t allow poultry to threaten our freedom one more day. We as Americans must stand together against this radical poultry regime that is trying to destroy our great nation. If not now, then when?

Moo, indeed. Moo to make America great again!

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