Who shot the sheriff? It was this guy. Except, it wasn’t. He was too busy kissing the sky. There must have multiple shooters concealed on the grassy knoll.
The government doesn’t want you to know this, but the truth will be revealed. One crappy ass t-shirt a time. And if that doesn’t work, we’ll just smoke a joint and forget the whole thing. Whatever.
As for the deputy. That’s a whole other story. This guy did shoot him. Except he didn’t. Cuz you know, the picture and the names don’t actually match. It says Bob Marley, but it’s a pic of Jimi Hendrix. It’s funny cuz white people can’t tell the difference.