I don’t know much about the so called rock and roll all the kids today are listening to. There hasn’t been a worthwhile generation of people snice world war two. All human beings have been completely useless since we defeated Hitler. That’s a scientific fact. If you don’t believe me, ask your local physicist. They have special equipment that can see all your inadequacies on a subatomic level.
Anyway, music sucks. Especially today’s music. But when I was young music still was good. It all came from England. Because bad teeth and skin make people better musicians. No one knows why, but it’s true.
There isn’t much time. So listen carefully. Here’s what we know so far. Kiss want to rock and roll all night and party every day. Led Zeppeling are in search of a stairway to heaven.
All of them currently reside in nursing homes and have all their meat prechewed for them.